Some girls in class told me I looked "exactly like this guy"

"E. Julius" (soonerfrommi) 04/17/2015 at 05:16 • Filed to: wat

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And then showed me this picture. I guess either my hair was really on point or I'm just giving off that serial killer vibe. They also must have ignored the fact that Christian Bale has about six inches and fifty pounds of muscle on me.

samssun > E. Julius 04/17/2015 at 05:24

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I see the resemblance:

E. Julius > samssun 04/17/2015 at 05:51

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lol

kanadanmajava1 > E. Julius 04/17/2015 at 05:55

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I look pretty much like the diet version of Bale.

m2m, apex detective > kanadanmajava1 04/17/2015 at 06:02

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The Fighter diet version or the upgraded diet version from Machinist ?

kanadanmajava1 > m2m, apex detective 04/17/2015 at 06:14

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The Machinist diet version.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > E. Julius 04/17/2015 at 06:22

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So you then asked them if they thought he was hot didn't you?

YOU DID DIDN'T YOU?

E. Julius > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 04/17/2015 at 06:49

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Haha they said "take it as a compliment" but I don't need more than one girlfriend : )

KatzManDu > E. Julius 04/17/2015 at 07:19

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No-one needs more than one girlfriend/boyfriend, BUT it's always good to have a few backups or spares lying around just-in-case.

In IT we have RAID devices — Redundant Array of Independent Disks. In case one disk fails, we have back-ups to keep operations going. For those who like men the acronym stays the same— Redundant Array of Independent Dicks. For those who like women I'm still working on the acronym.

E. Julius > KatzManDu 04/17/2015 at 07:24

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Of course, some people also maintain multiple partners simultaneously to increase their throughput ; )

LongbowMkII > E. Julius 04/17/2015 at 07:31

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If that's so, you're like 5 years from becoming Batman. Friends?

CB > KatzManDu 04/17/2015 at 07:31

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Redundant Array of Independent Dames, maybe?

E. Julius > LongbowMkII 04/17/2015 at 07:32

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I'll have to warn you, a few years after Batman comes this:

LongbowMkII > E. Julius 04/17/2015 at 07:49

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that looks like a man who knows exactly where the closest whore and coke dealer currently are.

Funktheduck > KatzManDu 04/17/2015 at 08:00

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Don't change the last word to anything starting with a p

Funktheduck > E. Julius 04/17/2015 at 08:01

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"He's got about 6 inches on me"

"We know, Sarah saw you in the bathroom."

E. Julius > Funktheduck 04/17/2015 at 08:39

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One of them was named Sarah and they have mixed gender bathrooms here in France 0_0

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > E. Julius 04/17/2015 at 08:49

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Well that's alright then, nice to have something in the bank(wink)*

Yes, one partner is the way to go.**

* winkin cause drinkin

** 19.3465 years in a monotube^ relationship

^ anatomy + car component pun

E. Julius > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 04/17/2015 at 08:50

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You're on a roll tonight/this morning/today/whatever the hell time zone you're in.

Funktheduck > E. Julius 04/17/2015 at 08:52

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Haha. I'm good.

It's like I already knew..........

0_O

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > E. Julius 04/17/2015 at 08:53

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"You're on a roll tonight/this morning/today/whatever the hell time zone you're in."

If you find out can you let me know please, it's been a constant problem thru out my life

E. Julius > Funktheduck 04/17/2015 at 08:54

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… are you Sarah?

Funktheduck > E. Julius 04/17/2015 at 10:13

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Je ne sais pas